Unusually Witty Event Rendered Useless
What appeared to be a pleasant surprise was narrowly avoided this morning in the snow covered streets of North East England.
Alan Hatchet, 35, was bemoaning the lack of originality in snow doodles when he saw the relatively provocative statement, "Cold?", scrawled into the ice on the windscreen of a 1991 Nissan Datsun.
The pseudo-clever graffiti brought a smile to the dog creche owner's face with the apparent proof that not every day is a dull, grinding trundle towards the grave.
The proclamation, however, was rendered meaningless through its appearance on another three car windscreens, along with five cartoon penises, two incomplete tic-tac-toe boards and a "Boro are wank".
